want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”
I just want someone who will take me places I’ve never been to, eat all the good food with me, share lame jokes, spin hugs me, makes me laugh, touch my butt, treats me like a queen, cuddle me, tell me how much you love me, act stupid, fall asleep with me, keep promises, play with my hair, take cute pictures with me, spoil me, make me food, and love me.
Yeah, I’m asking for too much… Fuck it all.